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Sun, 05 Dec 2010 14:48:18 -0800

I Have Too Much Time on My Hands v1.0

Wed, 24 Nov 2010 18:14:33 -0800

Ambrose Sidebarns

Blotter Round-up 10/29/10

Fri, 29 Oct 2010 07:53:08 -0800

I have been avidly following Buffalo Grove politics recently. Why, you ask? Because you have no job and have entirely too much time on your hands, you ask? Well, yes, probably. But also because I think the fervor the Recall of Lisa Stone stirs is hilarious and fascinating. Here's a recent article on the whole issue, it already has over 250 comments. http://www.dailyherald.com/article/20101027/news/710289979/. For the record, I support Stone's recall and if you vote in BG or have family that does, make sure they vote on the issue. And now, the Blotter.

Harassment by Telephone
Occurred 1:50pm on 10/20
1250 Barclay Boulevard – IPA/SMS
Company official reported that the company has received over one hundred and fifty phone calls from a collections company looking for one of two former employees. The callers won’t take no for an answer. Officer attempted to contact the company but was hung up on.
No means No! Stop non-consensual calling!

Information for Police
Occurred 6pm on 10/22
Old Barn Court
Resident requested that the officers tell him if his son’s former girlfriend has a suspended driver’s license. The officer informed the resident that that information was not available to him.
Hello, Officer. Would it be possible for you to tell me information that would allow me to seek vengeance against a she-devil that bewitched my son? No? Well, nevermind then.

Suspicious Auto
Occurred 3:30pm on 10/23
10 West Dundee Road – Mobil Gas Station
Complainant reported seeing two subjects in a vehicle. One of the subjects went into the store and the other went up to another car at a pump and the complainant thought he saw a hand to hand transaction take place. Officer went to the registered owner’s address of the vehicle but did not make contact with anyone.
Paranoid much? That's called a handshake, buddy.

Public Indecency
Occurred 4:25pm on 10/24
1000 Block of Fremont Court West
Resident reported a male subject standing behind a tree, exposing himself, with children present in the area. Officers made contact with the offender who stated that he knew why the officers were there, stating “yeah, I was stupid; I know I shouldn’t have been doing that”. Subject was arrested and charged.
What's indecent is that he didn't put a little more thought into this. I bet now that his name's in the blotter he feels totally exposed.

Theft over $300
Occurred between 6:30am and 9:30am on 10/26
1535 North Barclay Boulevard – Creative Group, Inc.
Company official reported that four boxes containing fourteen Sony PSP devices were placed on the shipping dock for pick up. Prior to the official pick up, employees noted that someone unknown took the boxes, leaving the shipping label behind. The property is valued at $3,249.87.
For a company called Creative Group, they could have been a little more original with where they put their PSPs.

Customer Management Dispute
Occurred 9:30pm on 10/26
79 North McHenry Road – Jewel
Store official reported that a customer was attempting to return crab legs but that she did not have a receipt for them, which is required for a return. The Hispanic customer cited a racial identity issue for not getting a refund. The customer was advised to return to speak with the seafood manager the following day which she declined to do. After receiving corporate contact information, the customer grabbed her crab legs, and yelled out a profane slur as she left the store.
Some people can just be so shellfish.

Citizen Assist
Occurred 11:10am on 10/27
Oak Creek Drive
Resident reported an eighty four year old male subject in the common area of the complex, using a long kitchen knife to cut tree branches. The subject did not speak or understand English; however, officers were able to remove the knife from the subject’s hand. With the help of neighbors, it was determined where the subject lives and he was returned home.
As my brother noted (to give credit where credit is due), How did they know he is 84 if he couldn't speak or understand English.

Theft under $300
Occurred 12:25pm on 10/27
600 Block of Wyngate Lane
Resident returned home to see a male subject on her front lawn. As she approached, the subject ran off to a dark four door car, get into the passenger side and the car took off. The subject was described as a male wearing a blue jacket and dark pants, possibly jeans. Taken from the lawn was a political sign.
I know I've skipped a bunch of weeks, but there's been a string of these happening. I'm calling these people that take it upon themselves to take action Signilanties.

Non Traffic Accident
Occurred 7am on 10/28
600 Block of Hapsfield Lane
Resident stated that when he was exiting from the underground garage, the overhead door came down prematurely and scratched the top of his vehicle. The resident stated that this had occurred before and the homeowner’s association refused to accept responsibility.
You just know there's a guard or kid somewhere with the garage door opener watching for cars to go in and out.

Neighbor Problem
Occurred 6pm on 10/28
300 Block of Satinwood Court North
Resident reported that she has been having problems with her neighbors since the spring, when the neighbor cut the TV cable thinking it to be a root. During the summer the resident found a dead chipmunk and then a dead bird by her unit and the resident believes they were placed there by the neighbors for the resident calling the homeowner’s association. Today, the resident again found a dead bird on her porch. Officer checked and found a smudge on the front door glass with a small amount of blood and some feathers. The officer indicated this to the resident and told her the bird may have flown into the door on its own. This explanation was not acceptable to the resident.
"Your explanation is not acceptable to me. Find a different one, more in line with my presumptions. Immediately."

The Glorious Return of the Blotter Round-Up

Fri, 01 Oct 2010 08:56:08 -0800

Rejoice, rejoice! What had vanished has now returned.
To give voice to victims and lovers spurned.
Temperatures cool, but emotions run hotter.
Read all about it, in this week's Blotter.

Disorderly Conduct
Occurred 10:30am on 9/17
1100 West Dundee Road – BGHS
Dean of Students reported that a sixteen year old male student exposed himself which was witnessed by a female student. The female student does not want to sign complaints and the school will deal with the offender.
They call it "exposing himself". He calls it "asking her to Homecoming".

Burglary from Vehicle
Occurred between 11:30pm on 9/24 and 7am on 9/25
1-100 Block of Chestnut Terrace
Resident reported that someone entered his unlocked vehicles and took a pair of sunglasses and three bottles of beer.
And then went to shoot a commercial for Corona? If you're going to the trouble of breaking into a car, aim higher, friends.

Harassment by Telephone
Occurred 10am on 9/25
700 Block of Chaucer Way
Resident stated that he received a phone call where the caller kept repeating the word evil. Then the resident heard a baby crying and the caller hung up. The resident does not know the person to whom the phone number registers. Officer attempted to call the number and received a full voice mail.
Reason #482 to not have a baby: Ruins prank calls.

Possession of Drug Paraphernalia
Occurred 9:35pm on 9/26
700 Block of Grove Drive
Resident reported that a downstairs neighbor was smoking marijuana. Officers located the unit and were greeted by a strong odor of cannabis. The resident allowed officers to enter the apartment where they found numerous pieces of drug paraphernalia. The resident was arrested and charged.
1) Same location as that string of ridiculous noise complaints a while back. Remind me never to live in this complex. 2) If you're smoking pot and the cops knock on the door, just a suggestion, DON'T OPEN THE DOOR.

Criminal Damage to Vehicle
Occurred between 2pm on 9/27 and 7am on 9/28
1200 Block of Bristol Lane
Resident reported that he had difficulty opening his garage door and found the beam between his door and that of his neighbor had been damaged. The resident believes the neighbor may have caused the damage. Officer attempted to contact the neighbor with negative results.
Operator: 911, What's your emergency?
Caller: I can't open my garage door!
Operator: Re you injured? Is somebody stuck inside?
Caller: No, it's just super inconvenient, and I'm pretty sure my asshole neighbor is responsible. Send someone quickly!
Operator: I hate my job.

Information for Police
Occurred 5pm on 9/29
Buffalo Grove
Resident reported that her sixteen year old son has not returned home from school. She made contact with the son who stated that he is in Chicago to attend a concert. This is the third incident of this type in the past couple of weeks.
Damn kids and their damn rock and roll.

Information for Police
Occurred between 9/1 and 9/29
2150 Lake Cook Road – Riverwalk Office Center
Employee reported that a subject that also works in the building meets her each morning when she comes to work. The subject makes comments and asks her for a date. The subject won’t take no for an answer. The employee will pursue this if the behavior continues.
I am very curious what the "comments" are before he asks her for a date.

Suspicious Person
Occurred 11:10am on 9/30
300 Block of Navajo Trail
Resident reported seeing a male subject picking through garbage at the curb and then approaching houses. Officer located the subject who stated that he was scavenging for usable items but denied approaching houses. The subject has no criminal background and was allowed to leave the area.
Because the true punishment is being forced to stay in Buffalo Grove.

Information for Police
Occurred 12:35pm on 9/30
5 Villa Verde – Parking Lot
Resident reported that her vehicle was damaged overnight by an unknown offender. The resident showed the officer various locations on the car that had rust spots which appeared to the officer to be normal ten year old vehicle wear and tear. The resident stated that when she bought the car a year ago the rust was not there.
The Rustler strikes again! Mwhaha. Mwahahaha. Oh, and by "Rustler", I mean rain+time.

This has been under the "Stuff From the Station" section all week.
Village President Elliott Hartstein has proclaimed that Sunday, October 31, 2010 shall be known as TRICK-OR-TREAT DAY in Buffalo Grove. President Hartstein asks both children and their parents to cooperate in limiting the time of trick or treat activities between the hours of 2pm and 7pm.
What a crazy coincidence that this new holiday falls on the same day as Halloween, traditionally associated with the practice of Trick-or-Treating. Wtf is the point of this? Is BG too good for Halloween that we need to create a new holiday? The answer is apparently yes.

5 Reasons I Hate and Love the Unemployment Benefits System

Tue, 28 Sep 2010 10:42:30 -0800

It took me about four months after I applied for unemployment benefits to start receiving them, though I'm immeasurably thankful I am receiving them now. The delay was because I was initially denied and had to go through the appeals process. During this frustrating interim, I came to think of the unemployment insurance system as full of more drawbacks than benefits.

5 Reasons I Hate the Unemployment Benefits System

1) Behind the Times

Like the early versions of Netflix streaming, some online games, and the internet in 1998, Internet Explorer is the required browser. Obama wants to use technology to increase government transparency and efficiency. You know what’s transparent? That the unemployment department has no idea what the fuck they’re doing. If I mentioned Firefox to someone at the Unemployment office, they’d probably tell me they wouldn’t be able to discuss it unless it was renamed “LettingYouGoFox”.

2)Wasted Opportunity

Sometimes searching for the right job is tough. For employers, finding the right employee can be a challenge. What if there was a way to connect these two groups? You could put your skills into a database, and you would be matched with appropriate jobs. Though the job market is limited right now, hundreds of positions do open up daily in a large metropolitan area like Chicago. What’s that? That does exist, and it’s even a requirement? But when you go through the whole process, a college-educated worker with extensive office experience doesn’t get ANY results? Well, that seems like a waste.

3) Inefficient

Visiting the unemployment office is always a fun experience, as long as you find cesspools of inefficiency, crushed dreams, and apathy fun. When you arrive you are given a number. Numbers are called based on a vague remembrance of the numbers called before, and not on any actual tracking system. It’s like OCD Sesame Street in there as numbers are repeated multiple times by each representative, all of whom are apparently incapable of hearing each other despite standing directly next to each other. This system officially makes unemployment less efficient than every single deli counter in the United States.

4)It’s a Trial

Speaking of the fine folks at the local office, I can’t tell you how tickled I was to show up six weeks after submitting my appeal but hearing nothing, only to find that the paper hadn’t been sent on to the next step! My amusement considerably increased when I did receive my appeal information, and one of the issues to be discussed was how my appeal was filed outside of the deadline, since it sat at the unemployment office for six weeks. Who wrote the guidebook for this stuff, Kafka?

5) Incompetence at every level

The appeals process is stressful, the code confusing, and the local office consistently unhelpful. I was glad IDES provides free legal consultation, and I looked forward to talking to someone who knew what he was talking about. It’s too bad he turned out to be just as (un)helpful as everyone else I had encountered. Unfortunately, this condescending prick delivered the news that there was no chance I would win my appeal. Fortunately, he was completely wrong. Like, totally, patently, and unabashedly just incorrect. During the phone appointment, I would try to ask about specific pieces of code, and he would audibly sigh and say, “I’m sorry, that’s just not how it is.” No, Asshole, actually that is how it is because I am looking at the code right now. You, I can only assume, are idly browsing the web, comparing Fleshlight prices online while you gleefully disregard the massive levels of stress and anxiety that goes into an unemployment appeal.

5 Reasons I Love the Unemployment Benefits System

1) I am able to pay my rent.
2) I am able to buy food.
3) I am able to pay my bills.
4) Fodder for rambling, barely coherent manifesto when I get sick of it all and go off-grid.
5) I can focus on finding a job I want, and don’t have to turn to prostitution or clerical work.

Fun With Cover Letters: The Cubs

Mon, 20 Sep 2010 10:29:13 -0800

Dear Ms. Surma,
Before I go into the all-too-familiar tropes of a standard cover letter, let me first take the chance to say what a pleasure it would be to work for the organization. Though I’m sure you’ve heard it before, I’ve been a lifelong fan and it would be a dream come true to work for the Cubs. In fact, when I was 12, I did research to see if it was possible to give myself cancer just so I could make my wish from the Make A Wish Foundation to be to play Center Field at Wrigley for an inning. I wasn’t able to give myself cancer (thank God!) and I am happy to report that I have recently been able to quit with the use of the patch, and I’m pretty sure this time it’s going to stick (no pun intended, haha).

All joking aside, let me cut straight to the chase. With Lou Piniella’s recent exit as head coach, I would like to apply for the vacant Head Coach position. I’ve already detailed my passion for the team and commitment to their success, but I believe my credentials exceed those attributes (see attached resume). My three springs in high school as Physical Therapist Assistant had me in close proximity to none other than the fifth most winningest baseball coach in the state of Illinois, Coach John Kramino. I heard all kinds of super wise stuff about baseball, which I would gladly expound upon should you to invite me for an interview. Furthermore, my experience as President of my Community College’s Intramural Sports Executive Board taught me innumerable lessons about leadership. During this time, I increased intramural participation nearly 35%.

I watch a lot of baseball, and I usually don’t even get that drunk, so I’m not just watching, I’m understanding. Also, while it may be an unconventional reason, I think you’ll see my logic when I point out the greatest reason I’d be an excellent fit as Head Coach is this: I’m a loser. I don’t do a lot, I live at home, I’ve only danced once in public and it did not go well, and I wear a lot of jean shorts. The Cubs can be many things from season to season: inspiring, hard-working, left-handed, but the one thing they most often are, and most often excel at, is losing. I think you’ll agree that my professional work and personal experience, coupled with my extensive time in close proximity to America’s favorite pastime, qualifies me to lead a team of losers. I appreciate your consideration of my application, and look forward to hearing back soon. Go Cubbies!

Unemployment Haiku: Rush to Judgement/The Belt Paid Off

Sun, 05 Sep 2010 13:18:54 -0800

Got paid doing zilch--
sat and watched Judge Pirro show.
Wish it was full-time.

I was rejected
but replied courteously.
Now the job is mine!

Blotter Round-up 8/27/10

Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:24:23 -0800

Suspicious Auto
Occurred 4:50pm on 8/20
300 Block of Indian Hill Drive
Resident reported a vehicle pulling into the driveway of a neighbor’s home and a vehicle pulled to the front of the house. A male subject from the car in the driveway got out and went to the rear of the house then returned and left in the vehicle on the street. Officers checked and found eviction notices on the front door and the vehicle in the driveway registering to that address.
I didn’t realize that getting evicted means you have to give up your car too.

Information for Police
Occurred between 7/28 and 8/20
2900 Block of Roslyn Lane
Resident reported that his daughter placed a text book for sale on line. A buyer stated that he would send a check for $2,999.00 and told the daughter to cash the check, take out the cost of the text and return the remaining funds via Western Union. The residents suspected this to be a scam and they were advised not to open any more emails from this subject.
I really hope the scammer had a sense of irony and that it was an Introduction to Criminal Justice book.

Noise Complaint
Occurred 11:05pm on 8/21
700 Block of Grove Drive
Resident reported that a neighbor, with whom she has had noise issues, left her apartment and left the music playing. Officer entered the resident’s apartment, and could hear the music but felt it was not excessive. Officer spoke with the neighbor at a later time and she stated that she would turn the music off in the future to avoid additional difficulties.
Bring In Da’ Noise, Bring in Da Funk You, Neighbor

Neighbor Problem
Occurred 7am on 8/23
700 Block of Grove Drive
Resident reported that her downstairs neighbor had her TV and music on too loud. Officers found the noise coming from the neighbor not to be excessive. This is an on going problem and Crime Prevention Officer Jamil responded to mediate.
Same address as above. This woman must be a pleasure to live near.

Neighbor Problem
Occurred 7:30pm on 8/23
700 Block of Grove Drive
Resident reported that her upstairs neighbor is stomping on the floor. Officers spoke with the neighbor who stated that no one was stomping on the floor. Officer heard no noise while on scene.
How much do you want to bet that even though it’s an apartment complex, it’s the same person?

Ambulance Assist
Occurred 8/24 at 1530
Buffalo Grove
Subject became combative while Officers where assisting BGFD with an Involuntary Committal. Subject was placed on a cot where he was strapped in for his own safety and transported.
He didn’t find it comfortable, but it’s in fact a cot above the rest.

Customer Management Dispute
Occurred 08/24 at 2040
2700 Block of North Main Street
Customer upset because his pizza order was incorrect. The Management stated they would remove the charge from his credit card within 24 hours, which the customer was not happy with. The subject left without the pizza.
You called the cops and you didn’t even take the pizza? Lame, Man, lame.

Theft Under $300
Occurred between 8/19 and 8/24
100 Block of Steeple Drive
Resident stated that she found her ex boyfriend in her apartment waiting for her to talk. They argued and he left. The resident stated she then found three school text books that she just purchased were missing. The ex denied taking the books.
I’d be less concerned about the books and more concerned that my ex had the ability to lie in wait for me inside my apartment.

Found Article
Occurred 7:50pm on 8/26
500 Block of LaSalle Lane
Resident reported a steak knife with blood around it, lying in the street. Officers located the four inch Calphalon steak knife with a black handle. The dried substance around the knife was field tested and was not blood. The knife was packaged and placed into evidence.
Probably the only steak-out BGPD gets to do.

(This gem was included under “Stuff From the Station”, which usually includes warnings about a rash of car burglaries, alerts to a K9 demonstration, etc)
Made it back from the Cub game. It think the Nationals have a ways to go to reach the Cubs which means a lot of climbing up.
Ummm...what?

Fun With Cover Letters: The Zoo

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 14:13:30 -0800

Dear Mr. Blankenship,

It was with great sadness that I read of the passing of the zoo’s beloved Black Howler Monkey, Chico. While I understand this is a difficult time for the staff and entire zoo community, please know that the condolences of the zoo-going public are with you all and that Chico will be dearly missed. I imagine it can be unsettling for visitors to gaze into Chico’s habitat and see only memories. Due to my current lack of employment, I would like to suggest a solution that I think would be of mutual benefit to the zoo, the visitors, and myself. I would like to replace Chico.

I have attached my resume for your consideration. I think you will see that it establishes why I am uniquely suited to this position. I graduated in 2007 from Boston University’s prestigious Center of Opera Training. As a trained opera vocalist I have a demonstrated capacity for replicating Chico’s beautiful and shrill contralto howl. Following graduation, I was employed for over two years at Starbucks, so I am highly skilled at slinging shit in an oppressive, enclosed habitat. As a result of my retail experience, I also feel very qualified to react to the visitors’ varied reactions with the steady air of disinterest expected from the zoo’s real animals.

I am not suggesting myself as a permanent replacement, for you and I both know that Chico can never be replaced in the hearts and minds of those who loved him so. Rather, I am suggesting I stand-in merely as a temporary placeholder. The difference between an actual Black Howler Monkey, and a young adult dressed in a startlingly accurate Black Howler Monkey suit (images attached) is truly trivial, especially in light of recent scientific findings on the close biological relationship between primates and humans. I can guarantee I would enhance the visitors’ enjoyment since there is nothing more disappointing than walking up to an enclosure, searching for the entertaining and educational animal within and finding only forlorn tree limbs, seemingly yearning for a warm-blooded being to perch upon them. Also, I love figs!

I truly believe this arrangement would be an ideal solution for both of us, and urge you to seriously consider my offer. I have extremely reasonable salary requests and would gladly accept the care of staff veterinarians in place of a medical benefits package. Thank you for your time in this matter.

Blotter Round-up 8/20/10

Fri, 20 Aug 2010 08:36:15 -0800

If you read the blotter round-up because you're from BG and either still live there, or your parents do, I urge you to do what you can to make sure Lisa Stone gets recalled on November 2nd. If you have no connection to BG and just read this for the absurdity of what goes on, you're in luck, because there's still plenty of absurd happenings this week.

Suspicious Incident
Occurred between 10pm on 8/12 and 7am on 8/13
500 Block of Bernard Drive – Sidewalk
Resident reported finding a broken liquor bottle and drips of blood on the sidewalk. Neither the resident nor the neighbor heard or saw anything unusual the previous night.
I am looking forward to the release of “Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Clumsy Tequila Bandit”

Suspicious Incident
Occurred between 7pm on 8/12 and 8:30am on 8/13
65 Buffalo Grove Road – BP Automotive
Business owner reported that he believes that someone may be living in the wooded area behind his business. Officer checked and found no definite signs of that occurring.
They did, however, find a trail of EL Fudge cookies leading into a hole in a tree but found the evidence to be both inconclusive and delicious.

Disorderly Conduct
Occurred 12:15pm on 8/13
1318 Busch Parkway – SST Forming Roll, Inc.
Company official reported that a former employee returned making demands for references and when the official advised the former employee that verbal references would be given if a potential employer called, the former employee became upset and made a threat. Officer left a message for the former employee advising him not to return to the business.
Listen, I’m no HR manager, but I’m thinking it’s maybe not the best idea to threaten the person you want to give you a reference.

Disturbance
Occurred 11:35pm on 8/13
401 West Half Day Road – Arboretum Clubhouse
Employee reported that there were a number of subjects that were fighting, in the parking lot. The combatants had departed prior to officer’s arrival. None of the wedding guests were able to identify the subjects. Officer was advised that the reception was over and all guests would depart.
Yeah, because usually nobody at a wedding knows each other. Thus continues the strict and deadly “no snitching” code on the mean streets of (sub)urban Buffalo Grove.

Suspicious Auto
Occurred 2:45pm on 8/14
Raintree Road and Sandalwood Road
Resident reported a vehicle driving around the neighborhood. Officer located the vehicle and the driver stated that his house is for sale and that he takes a drive when the realtor shows the house.
I want to hear this 9-1-1 call. “Um, yes, I’d like to report something. There’s a car. And it’s being driven! No, not by a bear or a terrorist. Just send somebody, I feel threatened.”

Criminal Trespass to Vehicle
Occurred 6am on 8/15
300 Block of Satinwood Terrace
Officer located a vehicle parked in the driveway with the door standing ajar. The owner stated that it was a rental car and nothing of value was inside.
“Dispatch, we have a 5-98, door ajar. Subject is dark green, about 4500 pounds and smells of Forest Fresh air freshener”

Youth Problem
Occurred 1:55am on 8/17
801 McHenry Road – Golf Dome
Officer located a group of youths outside with flashlights. The youths were staying at a home near the location and were returned to the residence. Parents were notified.
The BGPD does not take these sorts of incidents lightly.

Investigation
Occurred 4pm on 8/17
1200 Block of West Dundee Road
Customer stated that while in the dressing room trying on clothing, she could hear male voices on the other side of the wall making comments that she believed were directed at her. Officer checked the dressing room and the other side of the wall and was not able to locate any peep holes or other means of secretive viewing.
Well, at least the voices in your head think you’re hot.

Information for Police
Occurred between 8/13 and 8/17
1000 Block of Auburn Lane
Resident reported that someone continues to post negative narratives about the resident on various internet sites. The resident believes the offender to be a former co worker. The resident just wants to document the incidents at this time.
Wait just a second, now. Someone is using the internet to say negative and possibly unfounded things? Whaaaaa!?

Battery
Occurred 10:30pm on 8/17
50 West Dundee Road – Taco Bell
Officers responded to a fight in progress and located a number of youths in the area. The combatants were identified and charged with Disorderly Conduct and Consumption of Alcohol by Minors.
Reason #892 not to hang out in the Taco Bell parking lot.

Outside Department Assist
Occurred 8:45pm on 8/19
Cambridge Drive and University Drive
Officers responded to a hit and run accident after a subject fled from Wheeling police. Wheeling officers stated that the vehicle crashed into a tree and the driver fled on foot. K9 team tracked the subject to a residence. Paperwork in the crashed vehicle verified the address. The offender was located hiding in a bathroom, after the resident allowed officers inside. The offender, who is a roomer at the residence, was turned over to the Wheeling police.
I know you’re panicked and everything, but take a second to think if you’ve left any identifying paperwork in the car with your address on it? If so, maybe don’t go there to hide. Just a thought.