That's Bloggertainment

Got paid doing zilch--
sat and watched Judge Pirro show.
Wish it was full-time.

I was rejected
but replied courteously.
Now the job is mine!

I see lots of ads.
"Aggressive deadlines"? Um, what?
I'm calling you out.

I got all dressed up,
Interview took ten minutes.
Train home took forty.

Twelve bucks an hour.
Did I even want it? No.
But you could have called.

No job is bad, sure.
But no TV, internet?
What's there left to do?

Three haikus for the price of one! How did you get so lucky? It's mostly cause I pity that ugly shirt you're wearing.

Standards drop quicker
than the prices at Wal-Mart.
Are they hiring?

Know who else excels
at doing online research?
Any 6th grader.

Jobs are elusive
like Unicorns or Sasquatch
or my self-esteem

Why can't there be jobs
requiring TV time
and puppy petting?

I wish interviews
judged how much pudding I eat.
I'd get all the jobs